An Elementalists Dark Love

me: i'm gonna write

Fri, 24 May 2013 17:45:50 -0400

me: i'm gonna write
me:
me:
word document:
me:
me: slides out of chair
me: slides onto floor
me: cries

ranetree: I am an intelligent, eloquent, well-mannered young woman who just so happens to say...

Fri, 24 May 2013 17:45:37 -0400

ranetree:

I am an intelligent, eloquent, well-mannered young woman who just so happens to say “fuck” a lot.

onoasa: jeffersonstarshipshavethetardis: okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus...

Fri, 24 May 2013 17:45:26 -0400

onoasa:

jeffersonstarshipshavethetardis:

okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus when he’s an adult, but does the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager years?

‘jesus, go feed the donkey.’
‘yOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER’

the ground shakes a little, and a voice comes down from the sky

‘do what your stepfather says you little shit’

llbwwb: For the horse lovers:) twins x (by bart_man59)

Fri, 24 May 2013 17:45:01 -0400

llbwwb:

For the horse lovers:) twins x (by bart_man59)

jennymstead: moriartini: me and my nieces in a nutshell

Fri, 24 May 2013 17:43:53 -0400

jennymstead:

moriartini:

me and my nieces in a nutshell

ethicalbutchering: you know once hannibal gets caught and they all realize he’s a cannibal most...

Fri, 24 May 2013 17:01:22 -0400

ethicalbutchering:

you know once hannibal gets caught and they all realize he’s a cannibal most people are going to be super traumatized. but there will be this one person who just starts laughing hysterically because they finally got all of hannibal’s jokes

mymindpalaceisatardis: sherlockiandinosaur: cumber-bitches: el...

Fri, 24 May 2013 16:59:52 -0400

mymindpalaceisatardis:

sherlockiandinosaur:

cumber-bitches:

elbas-world:

dynamics-of-an-asteroid:

Thank-you.

this is mildly terrifying

holy shit

I’m really glad this exists holy fuck what

once I figured it out I had a mini freak out because oh my god the things I don’t notice

iwasasononce: satan asks baby jesus for help

Fri, 24 May 2013 16:58:06 -0400

iwasasononce:

satan asks baby jesus for help

older-aang: baw-bee: sophieonpage: thegoddamazon: I present...

Fri, 24 May 2013 07:40:22 -0400

older-aang:

baw-bee:

sophieonpage:

thegoddamazon:

I present the most badass gifset on Tumblr.

Legitimately turned on by this

This is the best thing.

Why this cartoon is the best cartoon.

Photo

Fri, 24 May 2013 07:38:43 -0400

badwolflaurel: obeseblackguy: do she got a booty she doooo

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:39:28 -0400

badwolflaurel:

obeseblackguy:

do she got a booty

she doooo

fuckyeahcharacterdevelopment: cardofrage: that-sounds-like-a-po...

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:39:09 -0400

I thought about calling and addition an "insertion" but then I realized how terrible that idea was.

Err, this got a lot of notes, so I thought I would add these two that I forgot.

fuckyeahcharacterdevelopment:

cardofrage:

that-sounds-like-a-porno-wade:

I don’t know if anyone has ever done this before but, here ya go… The Different Types of Fanfiction!

I probably left a few out, but these are the most common, compared to their base fiction’s canon plot. Enjoy! XD

The crack fic is enough for a reblog.

My favorite part is when authors write these themselves, and then you have a big, shiny, convoluted map that’s all canon.

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: p0lariss: follows dreams dreams dont follow back *unfollows...

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:38:12 -0400

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

p0lariss:

*follows dreams* *dreams dont follow back* *unfollows dreams*

that was actually way deeper than i expected

ialreadyfell: People say you read books because you’re alone, but maybe you’re not alone. Maybe...

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:38:00 -0400

ialreadyfell:

People say you read books because you’re alone, but maybe you’re not alone. Maybe you’re surrounded by everyone and you read to escape them.

WAIT ONE FUCKING SECOND

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:37:17 -0400

lifeofamarriedfangirl:

reichenfalse:

tardis-housecleaner:

YOU’RE TELLING ME THAT THERE ARE ONLY SIX EPISODES OF SHERLOCK? ALL THOSE PSYCHO NUT FANS GOT OFF ON ONLY SIX EPISODES!?

that’s why our fandom is so fucking weird.

johnquincyadams: it’d be cool if there were like Sesame Street style shows for teenagers and Young...

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:36:55 -0400

johnquincyadams:

it’d be cool if there were like Sesame Street style shows for teenagers and Young Adults that teach you things like what to do at the post office and how not to be an asshole at parties

greekgogurt: do you ever look at someone you used to be good friends with and cringe

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:36:53 -0400

greekgogurt:

do you ever look at someone you used to be good friends with and cringe

-annoying: one time i explained post limit to my mom and she says “is that why you get off the...

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:36:13 -0400

-annoying:

one time i explained post limit to my mom and she says

“is that why you get off the computer sometimes”

thefrozensoldier: girlsbydaylight: manafromheaven: omg I’ve...

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:35:18 -0400

thefrozensoldier:

girlsbydaylight:

manafromheaven:

omg

I’ve scrolled by this about four times now and I’ve known what’s coming for three times now.

And I still totally lost it every time.

Oh my god, Tony’s fucking face got me.

shutupaubrey: i’m funnier in real life but also uglier

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:35:13 -0400

shutupaubrey:

i’m funnier in real life but also uglier