edmundherondale: pizzaforpresident: if i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato i would die do nearly 50,000 people really not like tomatoes
papa-scotch: linpatootie: veiledsentiments: The Hannibal fandom is the creepiest, yet politest fandom ever. to be fair our motto is ‘eat the rude’ so you know Fannibals: the first truly self-policing fandom.
drtoilette: “It all began during the Star Trek Wars” “Do you mean the vast migration of Star Wars fans?” “No that was the Star Wars Trek.”
toinfinityandbeyonce: finnickodaired: barackinaroundthechristmastree: WHAT COLOR ARE MIRRORS let’s reflect on this
fortylinestare: reading fanfic is so stressful cos no matter how great a fic is there is always something that doesn’t fit in with your headcanon and then you have to pretend you didn’t just read that sentence
I don’t want to be a feminist anymore. Like a five-year-old, I want to close my...– I don’t want to be a feminist anymore (via coffeeurlgirl)
yellingintothevoid: morristibbs: IF SOMEONE IS SCARED OF SPIDERS OR BUGS DONT FUCKING PICK ONE UP AND WALK TOWARDS THEM WITH IT YOU ARENT FUCKING FUNNY YOU’RE A GODDAMN ASSHOLE Someone tell this to my cat. That’s the second giant spider she’s brought to me in the past month.
just-laff: egberts: if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket you are one of the great thinkers of our time
LOOK. OMG. I'M DYING. HE'S NOT CALLED MYCROFT.
cumbercolllective: iwillburnthecakeoutofyou: He is infact called. You ready? Yes? k. do you remember that time
3ridan: do you ever look around at the big crowds of people around you and realize everyone has a story and memories and family and troubles and achievements and a first kiss and a broken heart but you’ll never know any of it and every human life is really intricate and expansive but oh they’ve walked into a shop and you’ll never see them again and you’ll never know just what they were...
today my sister asked me for a glass of cold water and i sarcastically asked her “how cold” and she said “as frigid as your love life”
starksexual: i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
greatwhiteprivilege: don’t pretend to like me if you don’t don’t pretend to be my friend if you don’t like me don’t pretend you miss me if you don’t don’t don’t don’t
trillow: i got 99 problems and i can’t remember any of them so i guess that makes a hundred
Sherlock: I see you drivin' 'round town with the guy I love and I'm like MYCROFT STOP KIDNAPPING JOHN
tennants-companion: so I was forced to go to church and all these babies were screaming and I said “we wouldn’t be having this problem if the church supported abortion” and the guy next to me almost had a heart attack
zylphiacrowley: Season 9 spoiler: Chuck bursts into heaven and marches right up to Metatron going “Listen here you little shit.”
nishlo: nishlo: CARTOONIST FOUND DEAD IN HIS APARTMENT DETAILS ARE SKETCHY
yellingintothevoid: turngay-gethead: this is a psa social anxiety is: a feeling of being judged by others, a sometimes crippling anxiety or fear of people or social situations it is not: being a loner and/or not having too many friends thank you Even though those of us with social anxiety often are loners or don’t have many friends… because we’re afraid of people and social situations.
parscilla: fat shaming is bad (｡◕‿◕｡) skinny shaming is bad (｡◕‿◕｡) dont shame anybody for the way their body looks (❂‿❂)
manicpixiedeathbitch: Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the stone Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the chamber Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the dementors Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the triwizard tournament Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the returning Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the creepy...
dean-tacos-cas: spookapple: jackvessalius: look what we have here i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life
airagorn: dumb story because i think i’m funny we were watching a movie in school and there was a scene where this guy was driving over lava and they kept showing close up shots of the tires catching on fire and i started laughing and my friend kept asking me what was so funny and when i finally composed myself i took a deep breathe and whispered ‘hot wheels’
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jesus-was-a-gay-hipster: letmelarryyou: makesmyspeakersgoboomboom: kansasprincess97: Hell yeah! OH MY GOD ITGOTBETTER.JPEG
I’ve always been a very good judge of people. That’s why I like so few of them.– Donna Van Lier (via onlinecounsellingcollege)
bean-alchemist: swexan: libraryshalalala: 50shadesofbellamy: I’d just like to point out that 50 Shades of Grey was Twilight fanfic and Twilight was inspired by Muse so when you think about it, it’s kinda because of Muse that 50 Shades was written in the first place oh And Muse came from England which traces its roots back to the Anglo-Saxons and Romans, so really, in the end, Julius...
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sherwat: chrissykilljoybitchtits: inc-omparable: im-fandoomed: hitlervevo: why the fuck cant we text the police lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the…
fourforyoueaton: ohshutupmrshudson: michayla-cumberbatch: sakibatch: deanandhisshotgun: ‘bondlock’ ‘treklock’ ‘hobbitlock’ ‘wholock’ ‘avengerlock’ ‘superlock’ ‘potterlock’ guys we need to stop next thing you know, it’ll be ‘jesuslock’ and ‘stuffedanimallock’ oh oh mY GOD or goddamit who brought lock lock along
diagondaley: buttgenie: i hate when a teacher is genuinely funny and i’m the only one in the entire classroom that laughs at their jokes since everybody i go to school with are distasteful heathens #especially those sarcastic witty teachers who have amazing comebacks but everyone is fucking moronic and not intelligent enough to understand the beauty of what theyre saying and i get so upset
romulusthread: MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME TO READ THE TEXTS BUT I WOULNT SO HE TOOK MY PHONE AND READ THE LAST THREE ON THERE OUT LOUD AND THE FIRST ONE WAS “IM HUNGRY” AND MY FRIEND REPLIED WITH “HUNGRY FOR SEMEN” AND I SAID “TRUE THOUGH” IMGONNA JUMP OFF A BUILDING
pumpkinlessidjit: jadedgalvanizer: timelordsatan: ambular-d: pumpkinlessidjit: i want there to be an angel that descends from the heavens only when someone is being stupid and the angel just gently places their hand over the person’s mouth and whispers in a voice filled with heavenly beauty and love “no” ANABIEL LOOK IT UP IM SCREECHING LOOK LOOK AT THE ART LOOK HOW...
patrick-arthur-urie: dirtylittledamsel: I Should’ve Saved That Gif When I Had The Chance Because Now I Can’t Find It: The Musical Put that thing back on my dashboard or so help me